A man was arrested by the police in Las Vegas, after the police reported that they found the man clinging to the wing of an Alaska Airlines jet on the tarmac Saturday afternoon. Videos have shown that the man, wearing what looks like khaki-colored sweatpants and a fanny pack, shimmied along the wing as bemused passengers stare out the window. The man fell to pavement and was arrested.
California puts those spikes on park benches to keep homeless people from sleeping on them, mahbe they need them on plane wings too.