Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery

A billionaire diamond trader who was undergoing surgery for a penis enlargement in Paris died after suffering a heart attack while he was under the knife. Belgian-Israeli dual national Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, is believed to have suffered the attack just moments after getting an unknown substance injected into his penis. Belgian media reported that Laniado was a victim of the Napoleon complex.

Vault Tec USA
Vault Tec USA 1 year

Please tell me this is some sort of Onion joke piece cause it sounds hilarious

Starr 1 year

*spits out drink* Looks like a hardness of 10 still wasn't enough for him.

Cr4SH 1 year

You would think that he would have gotten the surgery much sooner in life while his heart was strong and his penis useable, especially if he had a Napoleon complex.

Justin Kidd
Justin Kidd 1 year

All that money and power and this dude was worrying about the size of his dick. 65 years old. Humans are some weird fuckers.

Property 1 year

God, and people say dying on the toilet is bad.

Gus  Lone
Gus Lone 1 year

Funny that this guy Is going to be remembered for this and for having a small penis.

Paul N
Paul N 1 year

I wonder if the surgery was completed so at least he could be buried and referred to as a cocksman?

DKO 1 year

How small was it, to the point that being a billionaire wasn't enough for the hoes?

beanie weaine
beanie weaine 1 year

What a legacy.

Carcharias 1 year

One more lesson on the point that money isn’t everything.

Coolidge 1 year

Hahaha haha. What? Hahaha

Milkshake 1 year

I guess he wasn't diamonds enough for the operation.

Experiment Eks
Experiment Eks 1 year

You clearly pay a dear price if you let the other, little head, do the thinking.

Mark Pauly
Mark Pauly 1 year

In other news, the surgeon’s wallet enlargement procedure went off without a hitch.

Aight Bradley
Aight Bradley 1 year

Why would you want this surgury? Men and women of this age should spend less time under the knife and more time with a shrink...

ntbrenna 1 year

Cause of death: PTSD (Penis Too Small Disorder)

T Ftw
T Ftw 1 year

I told him it’s a grower not a shower

Thomas Bitterling
Thomas Bitterling 1 year

vanity vanity vanity

Virtual Signals
Virtual Signals 1 year

The surgery was a success. Turned him into a big stiff.

Pacific Pleb
Pacific Pleb 1 year

That's kinda sad. Couldve wrote, "Billionaire dies of heart attack during surgery" or something but no. Let's let the world know about the private details of this story because clicks n shit.

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