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Florida man stabbed nephew four times for ’taking too long in the shower’

Florida man stabbed nephew four times for ’taking too long in the shower’

A 72-year-old man in Florida repeatedly stabbed his nephew because he was taking too long in the bathroom. The 29-year-old victim, expected to survive, was found with wounds in his stomach and back. According to a report, the victim was about to get in the shower when his uncle Dan Johnson started banging on the bathroom door. The victim opened the door and was stabbed repeatedly with a knife.

Hasegawa Fish
Hasegawa Fish 1 year

Florida Man and the Shower of Doom. But seriously, the nephew 'buffed up'? Why did the uncle even have a knife in hand to begin with?

NPC#1337 T3H H0nkulAr
NPC#1337 T3H H0nkulAr 1 year

Yeah alright he was stabbed, but did he hurry up?

dindu jujitsu
dindu jujitsu 1 year

Florida man dindu nuffin.

Avi Khait
Avi Khait 1 year

Save water, people!

(Un)Fortunate Son
(Un)Fortunate Son 1 year

Florida in a nutshell:

Stephen Anderson
Stephen Anderson 1 year

Was the Uncle dressed up in the clothes of his long dead mother?

Bennington 1 year

stay classy Florida

Mark Oulaghan
Mark Oulaghan 1 year

and I thought I got angry how long the Mrs spent in the shower

Scott in FLorida
Scott in FLorida 1 year

I have been here for over 1/2 century. If you read some ot the old newspapers from the 40's and 50's the fun all started then. But to be fair 90% of the Florida Man stories involve some transplant from "up north"

JerryBulletSponge 1 year

Hello, Florida man

Andrew 1010
Andrew 1010 1 year

Talk about enforcing the 5 minutes rule?!

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson 1 year

Florida Man returns!

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