Alabama man fed squirrel meth to keep it aggressive

Alabama man fed squirrel meth to keep it aggressive

Authorities have rescued a caged squirrel that had been fed methamphetamine to make it behave aggressively. The squirrel was found when sheriff’s deputies searched a home in Alabama looking for drugs. One person, Ronnie Reynolds, has been arrested and faces drugs charges. A second man, 35-year-old Mickey Paulk, is being hunted by police.

KCooper
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ConcealCarryProtect
ConcealCarryProtect 7 months

Florida Man is known for being crazy, But Alabama Man is known for being trashy AND crazy. This is amazing. I can imagine he has chimes made out of bud light cans.

Miles O'Brien
Miles O'Brien 7 months

Alabama, home of the fighting pit squirrels.

Coeus
Coeus 7 months

As my mother used to say, "If you have nothing good to say, the best thing to say is nothing." No comment.

Just An Opinion
Just An Opinion 7 months

Is anyone having flashbacks to that internet cartoon Foamy the Squirrel? EDIT: holy shit the cartoon's still going: http://illwillpress.com

zellos Node
zellos Node 7 months

Alabama man's battle cry - "With flannlette shirt and gun in hand, bohy ah tell you what ,GED OFF MAH LAND!"

TakeThePill
TakeThePill 7 months

Fuck politics. This is my favorite story today.

Monster Mash
Monster Mash 7 months

Florida man is jealous that he didn't think of it first.

Edward Williams
Edward Williams 7 months

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

Nuclear Jellyfish
Nuclear Jellyfish 7 months

and is the squrrel being arrested ?

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