Florida Man Throws Feces at Judge

Florida Man Throws Feces at Judge

33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh when officials say he tried to throw his excrement at her.

Clockwork Dragon
Clockwork Dragon
atlas shrugged
atlas shrugged 1 year

So may puns... * Judge has shitty day at work. * Court deals with shitty client. * Defendant mounts shitty defense.

HueHueo Suezo
HueHueo Suezo 1 year

No one else? Ok, I'll say it; Florida Man.

FirstCensorshipThenJail
FirstCensorshipThenJail 1 year

Usually, only see that at the zoo.

Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious 1 year

shit happens

Dust Phoxner
Dust Phoxner 1 year

At first I read the headline thought it said faces so read the article to find out what kind of silly faces he was throwing at the judge... oh god he wasnt throwing faces. Also is it racist to point out this black guy was throwing shit like a monkey? But atleast its got protein apperently

ConcealCarryProtect
ConcealCarryProtect 1 year

There is an obvious racist joke here. But I'm not going to say it and let you think of it so your brains are just as bad as mine and you cant say anything.

Miles O'Brien
Miles O'Brien 1 year

The wheelchair part has me wondering how he broke in and the stole a car. This is one determined loony individual.

bobby_5150
bobby_5150 1 year

The shit's really gonna hit the fan now.

Avi Khait
Avi Khait 1 year

Ban... whatever. I'm washing my hands.

Barny Fraggles
Barny Fraggles 1 year

You know, he's really not helping racist stereotypes...

Sapper82
Sapper82 1 year

Hahahaha what a horrible bastard!

White Man’s Burden
White Man’s Burden 1 year

This is a perfect example of The White Man’s Burden.

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