Florida man arrested after throwing firecrackers under child’s bed

Florida man arrested after throwing firecrackers under child’s bed

A man in Florida is facing charges after he allegedly threw lit firecrackers under a sleeping girl’s bed on Saturday. Matthew Morrison, 44, lived in a tent outside the home he entered without permission. Morrison told deputies it was a ’prank gone wrong’. The child was not hurt, but the incident left her ’terrified’, as per authorities. Cops found two grams of meth in Morrison’s pocket.

Based Haole
Based Haole 1 year

Everyone is talking about the dude and I'm just like WHAT FUCKING RETARD LET A METH HEAD SLEEP IN A TRNT IN THEIR YARD

Pen Ultimate
Pen Ultimate 1 year

Florida man strikes again!

AshLiamBerg 1 year

Oh Florida Man! Why oh why...

Blank Stairs
Blank Stairs 1 year

If this doesn't fit the..."a Florida man..." stereotype, I don't know what does. haha

IIZard 1 year

meth addict looks sad

John Doh
John Doh 1 year

Damn it, Florida man!!

The Civic Nationalist
The Civic Nationalist 1 year

That summary and photo are the most Florida thing I've ever seen.

Manuel 1 year

What would we be without Florida man

Blaeingr 1 year

F@cking Florida-man... definitely a breed apart 🤣 The stories that come out of Florida are just too funny... as opposed to those out of California.

WWG1WGA 1 year

Why are all the fucked up stories start with Florida man.

atlas shrugged
atlas shrugged 1 year

You had me at "Florida man."

Obvy. 1 year

wake the fuck up samurai

Andrew Johnston
Andrew Johnston 1 year

What a shame that there's not a natural herbal drug that has a calming effect of increasing sensitivity to the feelings of fellow humans

michael zubas
michael zubas 1 year

The things people do while on Hard Drugs

Syrocynical 1 year

ok but change the title to what the crime actually was, trespassing

Argueta 1 year

It's just a prank bruh

Joseph Cribari
Joseph Cribari 1 year

I shocked there wasn't more to the story 😶

Pacific Pleb
Pacific Pleb 1 year

wow thats so "meth'd" up

The 9Revan9
The 9Revan9 1 year

That goddamned Florida man!

Gucci Swag B
Gucci Swag B 1 year

Don't do meth

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