Florida man arrested after throwing firecrackers under child’s bed

Florida man arrested after throwing firecrackers under child’s bed

A man in Florida is facing charges after he allegedly threw lit firecrackers under a sleeping girl’s bed on Saturday. Matthew Morrison, 44, lived in a tent outside the home he entered without permission. Morrison told deputies it was a ’prank gone wrong’. The child was not hurt, but the incident left her ’terrified’, as per authorities. Cops found two grams of meth in Morrison’s pocket.

Timothy
Timothy
Based Haole
Based Haole 1 year

Everyone is talking about the dude and I'm just like WHAT FUCKING RETARD LET A METH HEAD SLEEP IN A TRNT IN THEIR YARD

Pen Ultimate
Pen Ultimate 1 year

Florida man strikes again!

AshLiamBerg
AshLiamBerg 1 year

Oh Florida Man! Why oh why...

Blank Stairs
Blank Stairs 1 year

If this doesn't fit the..."a Florida man..." stereotype, I don't know what does. haha

IIZard
IIZard 1 year

meth addict looks sad

John Doh
John Doh 1 year

Damn it, Florida man!!

The Civic Nationalist
The Civic Nationalist 1 year

That summary and photo are the most Florida thing I've ever seen.

Manuel
Manuel 1 year

What would we be without Florida man

Blaeingr
Blaeingr 1 year

F@cking Florida-man... definitely a breed apart 🤣 The stories that come out of Florida are just too funny... as opposed to those out of California.

WWG1WGA
WWG1WGA 1 year

Why are all the fucked up stories start with Florida man.

atlas shrugged
atlas shrugged 1 year

You had me at "Florida man."

Obvy.
Obvy. 1 year

wake the fuck up samurai

Andrew Johnston
Andrew Johnston 1 year

What a shame that there's not a natural herbal drug that has a calming effect of increasing sensitivity to the feelings of fellow humans

michael zubas
michael zubas 1 year

The things people do while on Hard Drugs

Syrocynical
Syrocynical 1 year

ok but change the title to what the crime actually was, trespassing

Argueta
Argueta 1 year

It's just a prank bruh

Joseph Cribari
Joseph Cribari 1 year

I shocked there wasn't more to the story 😶

Pacific Pleb
Pacific Pleb 1 year

wow thats so "meth'd" up

The 9Revan9
The 9Revan9 1 year

That goddamned Florida man!

Gucci Swag B
Gucci Swag B 1 year

Don't do meth

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