Botched DIY penis enlargement earns asylum seeker entry into Australia

Botched DIY penis enlargement earns asylum seeker entry into Australia

An Iranian man seeking asylum in Australia botched his DIY penis enlargement procedure. He has now been granted entry to undergo reconstructive surgery, payable by taxpayers. The man fell ill after he tried to grow his penis by injecting himself with palm oil. He was transferred from a detention center in PNG to Australia for medical treatment, made possible thanks to the 2019 Medevac laws.

Timothy
Timothy
Monster Mash
Monster Mash 4 months

Fucking awesome 🤦‍♀️ We have Australians who ca''t get knee replacements for years making them basically disabled. Thanks to waiting lists as long as your arm. But this dipshit get in because he wanted a bigger penis? That is ridiculous! it basically says if you harm yourself you get a 1st class ticket in on the tax payers dime. I know the government can be stupid, but this is a new low.

porcus
porcus 4 months

Wut

Dust Phoxner
Dust Phoxner 4 months

I need entry into your country because I am a refuge suffering from PTSD ( Post Traumatic Slong Disorder) Doctor: Quick nurse get this man some anesthesia and a Visa. Nurse: Should I take money for this from the tax payers? Doctor: Of course you should take it from the tax payers!

paddy
paddy 4 months

and just like that, millions of Australians suddenly found themselves red pilled...

AD C
AD C 4 months

Well... that's a cocky way to exploit a loop hole.

Beisht Kione
Beisht Kione 4 months

What are you doing Australia?

Avi Khait
Avi Khait 4 months

Hope he doesn't reproduce, strictly for taxpayers' sake.

J. S. Dietrich
J. S. Dietrich 4 months

Wow, just wow. I am speechless.

O'Brien
O'Brien 4 months

I have a good friend named Biggus Dickus...

Sir_Kutz
Sir_Kutz 4 months

Note to asylum seekers, inject stuff into your slong.

Lord Flasheart
Lord Flasheart 4 months

Someone in the government leaked this. Labor Party pushed for this Medevac policy to be brought in. Peter Dutton of the Liberal Party has always been against this law and he is running with this story to get the law thrown out. He has until Christmas.

IvoryDove
IvoryDove 4 months

Ya call that a dick?

Dave
Dave 4 months

Hope he got there and they were like "I'm sorry. We will have to amputate your penis." to deter any other wannabes from thinking it's a good idea.

Deadman 0_0
Deadman 0_0 4 months

Why?

Tin Ego
Tin Ego 4 months

What a cock! Boom boom

IIZard
IIZard 4 months

Inject it directly into his brain instead, maybe that will enlarge. In before a spate of these "accidents"

Buck Nasty (ADirtyGypo)
Buck Nasty (ADirtyGypo) 4 months

Should of let the cunt get infected. We have enough scum here.

Jax Milovitch
Jax Milovitch 4 months

Why is this paid for with mah tax

Don Javis
Don Javis 4 months

Perfect scenario here is to lop off the pp and stitch it to his forehead where it RIGHTLY belongs!

david dindu
david dindu 4 months

give him a vagina

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