Cancerous green chemical oozes onto Detroit highway

Cancerous green chemical oozes onto Detroit highway

A hazardous green chemical oozed onto the Detroit highway with a section of the highway being closed as clean up is underway by the emergency services. The chemical is hexavalent chromium which can cause cancer. The clean up operation could last for days, according to environmental officials.

Pierre
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David M. Bebber
David M. Bebber 2 months

...in other non-related news 4 vigilantes dressed as kungfu tortoises have been seen fighting crime in the area.

Dust Phoxner
Dust Phoxner 2 months

This sounds like a super hero origin story. One of clean up crew slips and falls into the green ooze but instead of giving him Cancer it gave him the superpower to increase property values and plummet crime rates and Detroit Man was born becoming the Hero the City needed.

(Un)Fortunate Son
(Un)Fortunate Son 2 months

Someone get me a bendy straw it’s time to become a super hero!!

porcus
porcus 2 months

Freaking hell that's a lot of contamination to be oozing UP.

npc8472
npc8472 2 months

They need to send folks into the sewers....pretty sure they are going to find some big turtles and a rat hanging out eating pizza.

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Love the superhero comments 😂

Jim Boi
Jim Boi 2 months

Who you gonna call?

As Told By Anakin Skywalker
As Told By Anakin Skywalker 2 months

when there's something strange in the neighborhood ......

MoralKombat
MoralKombat 2 months

Looks like Mountain Dew.

August1776
August1776 2 months

oh look another democrat run city so polluted it is literally flowing out all the cracks.. WHAT A BIIIIIIIGGGGGG SURPRISE!!!!

Miles O'Brien
Miles O'Brien 2 months

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

Fin
Fin 2 months

Ellen brochovitch come back we need u

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