A person killed 10 seagulls by luring them to their deaths with popcorn

A person killed 10 seagulls by luring them to their deaths with popcorn

Maryland police are seeking information on a suspect they say purchased popcorn at a Maryland dollar store, emptied it in the parking lot to ’intentionally’ lure a group of seagulls and then ran over the birds with their car. The suspect killed 10 seagulls and then fled the scene, according to police. If caught, the perpetrator could face a fine, a prison term of up to seven years, or both.

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Paul C
Paul C 3 months

Seagulls vow revenge! Local authorities brace for impending shitstorm.

Logan
Logan 3 months

Sad, but why is this news?

porcus
porcus 3 months

Must be slow news day. Surprised the Left didn't make this out to be Trump's fault.

Tencent owns Spotify
Tencent owns Spotify 3 months

Seagulls are horrid animals, but so are people who are cruel to seagulls.

david phillips
david phillips 3 months

I am sure glad to hear that all the murders child abuse rape and drug crimes have been eliminated in Maryland. Now the police have time to concentrate on stopping crimes like running over seagulls.

Paris Cloud
Paris Cloud 3 months

I said, "seagulls, **grunting** stop it now!"

Jester
Jester 3 months

What a prick, but 7 years? That’s ridiculous.

Johnny America
Johnny America 3 months

Are we sure the seagulls didn’t draw first blood? I mean, we only have one side of the story people...

ConcealCarryProtect
ConcealCarryProtect 3 months

Okay, but 7 years jail time? 7 fucking years? More like $200 for littering with bird bodies.

Hannibal
Hannibal 3 months

Yep, nothing more pressing going on in crime-ridden Baltimore. Let's put police resources on hold for homicides and worry about seagulls.

Seekster
Seekster 3 months

Why didn't he just glue hats to the seagulls like a normal person.

TheWired
TheWired 3 months

Unpopular opinion: fuck the gulls, they have no rights. Honest opinion: what a monster.

Test Steam
Test Steam 3 months

Was he a dentist with a fish tank?

eddy yetty
eddy yetty 3 months

that's sad. what an asshole

nate
nate 3 months

in other BREAKING news, kids use alka seltzer to blow them up

Barry
Barry 3 months

wasn't the a law passed recently basically outlawing something like this?

Fin
Fin 3 months

A sick sob...

√K2SC
√K2SC 3 months

It's sad that my first thought was 'this can't be the worst thing to happen in Maryland'.

RJ of Cthulhu
RJ of Cthulhu 3 months

They have laws for anything. But I found this gem right below animal cruelty in Maryland law CR 10-704 MISDEMEANOR $1,000.00 - 1 YEAR *1_0671* **DESECRATE FLAG** ...did intentionally [mutilate/deface/destroy/burn/trample upon/otherwise use] a flag in a manner [intended to incite or produce an imminent breach of the peace/ under circumstances likely to incite or produce an imminent breach of the peace]. NOTE: "Flag" includes any flag, standard, color ensign or shield made of any substance or represented or produced thereon and of any size, evidently purporting to be such flag, standard, color, ensign or shield of the United States or of this State.

nick
nick 3 months

What a loser

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