Playboy tortoise retires after saving entire species

Playboy tortoise retires after saving entire species

A tortoise, credited with fathering an estimated 800 descendants and single-handedly saving his entire species from extinction, has retired from his active sexual lifestyle. Diego, identified with an unstoppable libido, was transported from the San Diego Zoo to Santa Cruz Island to join a breeding program about 50 years ago. Diego, 100, will be returned to his native island of Española in March.

Pryotra 4 months

What a fucking legend...

Joo Radley
Joo Radley 4 months

this is the best news story I've read in weeks, what a stud.

Lucifer Neverchanges
Lucifer Neverchanges 4 months

hope they don't force you to pay all that child support.

Samantha 4 months

Well done, buddy. I hope you live the rest of your life well and in happiness.

Darren 4 months

You deserve it Diego, enjoy retirement.

Louis S
Louis S 4 months

You had a good run, son. Just keep an eye on your kids. With so many of them around, I'm worried that some of them may have some chance meetings and end up in a situation we'd all regret.

michael zubas
michael zubas 4 months

Damn dude, when you Retire for getting Laid? that's legendary..... that turtle deserves A Hollywood Stat.

Unkars Thug
Unkars Thug 4 months

Wow. Pretty impressive.

Aight Bradley
Aight Bradley 4 months

Did anyone ask him if he wanted to retire? Seems like a pretty good gig to me...

CommanderVaasDC 4 months

I think we can all come to agree on this app, Diego deserves the noble peace prize.

falco81dist 4 months

we salute you sir

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