ISIS spiritual leader allegedly captured in Mosul Iraq

ISIS spiritual leader allegedly captured in Mosul Iraq

According to Twitter user @MaajidNawaz ISIS mufti (their top religious authority for issuing religious rulings) Shifa al-Nima has been arrested by Iraqi Nineva SWAT police in the Mosul District of Iraq. He was so overweight, that he had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck. One can see more information on this via his Facebook post from his Twitter page.

B. K.
B. K.
Rhokanth 5 months

Jabba The Jihadi LMAO

Dave 5 months

The perfect agent to infiltrate America.

Tin Ego
Tin Ego 5 months

Wow they blow up so fast these days

Avi Khait
Avi Khait 5 months

Kids, don't be a Jihadist mufti. It's not as fulfilling as it looks.

Alyy Defies
Alyy Defies 5 months

He was issued a FATwa

midget_nightvision 5 months

I'm in awe at the size of this lad!

Crimson Jester
Crimson Jester 5 months

When I first moved into the craptastic apartments that I grew up in we had a neighbor so large he couldn't fit out his door. My mother tried helping him out and had me throw his considerable amount of garbage into the trash bin as he couldn't and it piled up to a dangerous level. Months later, after it was cleaned out, he finally had a heart attack. He was so large the paramedics couldn't do much to help him. Nor could they get him out the door to the hospital. Finally they had to take a wall off and get a forklift with which to move him into a truck so that his body could be removed. I'll remember that till the day I die.

Manuel 5 months

Damn! He couldn’t run away 🤣

david dindu
david dindu 5 months

you know we r going to pay for his healthcare

Beisht Kione
Beisht Kione 5 months

The suicide vest wouldnt fit, so he made it up the ladder quick. Figuratively speaking.

Dr. Respect
Dr. Respect 5 months

so is this the Tzar Bomba of isis?

Beisht Kione
Beisht Kione 5 months

Glad we got him before he had that thin mint!

bobby_5150 5 months

He thought the scriptures said eat the 72 virgins.

Carisa D
Carisa D 5 months

Get in muh belly!

random Rage
random Rage 5 months

who would follow this guys lead?

Barry 5 months

this is their secret weapon???

Beisht Kione
Beisht Kione 5 months

He was was eating Crispy Creams until his heart exploded and rained fat drenched ribby death on the infidels

npc8472 5 months

Jihadi jabba

Mike 5 months

They caught him? I mean, I can't imagine there was much of a chase.

Rick “stretch” Clark
Rick “stretch” Clark 5 months

The author of the script is getting sloppy. It's entertaining, at least. Pathetic but entertaining.

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