Frozen iguanas forecast to shower in Florida

Frozen iguanas forecast to shower in Florida

The National Weather Service in Miami has issued a warning for falling iguanas due to the unusual cold snap. ’Iguanas are cold blooded. They slow down or become immobile when temps drop into the 40s. They may fall from trees, but they are not dead’, the service warned.

Timothy
Timothy
Paul C
Paul C 3 months

Ok. I realize I may have been watching way too much political news coverage today, but... As I was trying to mentally picture a lizard that got too cold and fell out of its tree, but isnt dead, for some very odd reason I was seeing Jerrold Nadler's face on the lizard. Pretty weird huh?!

Avi Khait
Avi Khait 3 months

Exactly as it had been foretold: when the hell freezes over.

bobby_5150
bobby_5150 3 months

Paul, some people would consider that animal cruelty.

Fin
Fin 3 months

Hope there were no frozen food makers in the area

Dust Phoxner
Dust Phoxner 3 months

Iguanas raining from the sky this is clearly the repercussions that god warned about for allowing gay marriage.

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