A man in the United Kingdom has admitted that he had two machine guns, and also admitted that he illegally possessed mustard gas. Nearly 150 canisters of mustard gas were found in and around Roughton Woods, near Woodhall Spa, Lincolnshire.
No, they misunderstood. The poor guy said that mustard GIVES HIM gas!
The only way to stop a bad guy with a rusty mustard gas canister in a good guy with a rusty mustard gas canister.
That's a lot of mustard gas canisters in bad shape ....