Zoo lets lovers name a rat, roach after an ex, before feeding it to a snake

Zoo lets lovers name a rat, roach after an ex, before feeding it to a snake

A Texas zoo has launched a scheme allowing jilted Valentine’s Day revelers to name a cockroach or a rat after their ex and then see it fed to a larger animal. San Antonio Zoo’s ’Cry Me A Cockroach’ event allows visitors to the zoo website to pay $5 to name a cockroach after their ex. The cost for a rat is $25. The feeding will be live streamed so buyers can witness the killing.

Timothy
Timothy
ConcealCarryProtect
ConcealCarryProtect 2 months

Next level fund raising.

Barny Fraggles
Barny Fraggles 2 months

Meanwhile, many miles from the zoo, their ex's are enjoying sex with someone who isn't deranged.

christine hancock
christine hancock 2 months

Oh wow. Way to captialize on vindictivness.

Watheverable GRAMPS
Watheverable GRAMPS 2 months

Grow up people.

Max Bants
Max Bants 2 months

This is essentially voodoo...

Robert
Robert 2 months

Vindictive? What are you guys talking about? She just never never embraced my Vore fetish!

Just An Opinion
Just An Opinion 2 months

I am so glad this exists. Can't wait for the new meme format. Thank you, internet :)

I Am Grug
I Am Grug 2 months

Grug name rat Queen Elizabeth.

Avi Khait
Avi Khait 2 months

... feeds it to a snake.

Marcus Rogers
Marcus Rogers 2 months

Salty ex's much?

Graham
Graham 2 months

rattus Buttigiegeus

Crimson Jester
Crimson Jester 2 months

First they drop the Saint from Saint's Valentine's Day now they are trying to make it anything other than what it was. So tired of this insanity.

T.N. Morgan
T.N. Morgan 2 months

It'd be more appropriate to name the rats after Democrats, but Dims will go into hysterics and start having conniptions about it.

Grand Ol Propaganda
Grand Ol Propaganda 2 months

I'd name mine Spanky Draftdodger Bonespurs 🤣🤣🤣

Daniel McEwen
Daniel McEwen 2 months

Sounds creepy. People need to move on from exes instead of wallowing in pity.

Aight Bradley
Aight Bradley 2 months

Seems pretty sick to me. We shouldn't enjoy the suffering of other creatures, but try to end them quickly. Yes a snake doesn't care, but should we really be watching just to enjoy seeing its meal suffer?

Skeptic
Skeptic 2 months

@Porcus: This is not news.

ICblades
ICblades 2 months

it's kinda of like naming your headache and telling it to go away it does nothing but if it makes you deal with it in a more constructive manner then go ahead and do it

Sir_Kutz
Sir_Kutz 2 months

What a jaded event.

Craig
Craig 2 months

I once paid to have a star named after an orb shaped body part... Cest le vive.

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