ISIS warns its terrorists to avoid Europe over coronavirus fears

ISIS warns its terrorists to avoid Europe over coronavirus fears

In its al-Naba newsletter, the ISIS urged its terrorists to steer clear of Europe due to the ongoing coronavirus outbreak. As per the NYT, the newsletter contains ’sharia directives’ urging its members not to enter ’the land of the epidemic’. However, the sick jihadists already in Europe have been advised to stay there. The newsletter calls the virus a ’torment sent by God on whomsoever He wills’.

Timothy
Timothy
Jesse
Jesse 3 months

Surely this should be published under "News Of The Weird"

Avi Khait
Avi Khait 3 months

The Jihadist industry braces for losses due to COVID-19.

marcus aurelius
marcus aurelius 3 months

ok, this is the funniest thing I've heard all month.

Cary Brown
Cary Brown 3 months

Yes, they should go to Iran instead lol!

Spontaneous Order
Spontaneous Order 3 months

Islamists are evil but they aren't stupid.

porcus
porcus 3 months

HaHa! Who knew Peace Practisioners were concerned about staying healthy?

Batman of Clownworld
Batman of Clownworld 3 months

We should push stories that say "Muslims have so little faith in Morehammy and Allahaha they refuse to go to mecca." Maybe they will just open it back up.

tama
tama 3 months

That’s hysterical 😂

Ted Hill
Ted Hill 3 months

Omg I needed to wake up to that this morning ^_^

christine hancock
christine hancock 3 months

If you hear someone screaming and ranting, "Aloha snackbar", my advise is to sneeze (or pretend to sneeze) in their general direction, and if they are good, obediant terrorists, they will run as if running from lions. Good stuff!

SomeGuyWhoDoesThings
SomeGuyWhoDoesThings 3 months

If it was sent by god does that mean he wants Iran reamed? Because they’re getting hit pretty hard...

Phil Scott
Phil Scott 3 months

If it's "on whoever "god" wills" then there's nothing a man can do it about. Theists - you've got to laugh.

Jim Fulton
Jim Fulton 3 months

This sounds like something from the Onion or the Babylon Bee...

Paul Saxon
Paul Saxon 3 months

Well there's a bizzar silver lining.

bostonboy
bostonboy 3 months

I wonder if the EU is upset that ISIS didn’t consult with them before enacting they travel ban?

Tachyon
Tachyon 3 months

$#%& ISIS more concerned for its people than Justin Trudeau!

Michael M
Michael M 3 months

I think evident in this picture is that they don't seem to suffer from shortages of face masks...

john
john 3 months

This is from The Onion, right?

Judge Dredd
Judge Dredd 3 months

I love how they are so mentally ill they believe the virus was sent by God hahahaha wow religion is a parasite and make ppl wack jobs. glad I don't have any religious CULT. but I also find it ironic this is the one thing these dirt bags are scared of 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

IIZard
IIZard 3 months

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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