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Moose hunter killed by grizzly bear in Alaska

Moose hunter killed by grizzly bear in Alaska

An investigation has been launched into the fatal attack by a grizzly bear on a hunter in a national park in Alaska. This is also the first known fatal bear mauling in the Wrangell-St. Elias National Park and Preserve ever since it was established in the year 1980. The hunter was on a 10 day moose hunt near the Chisana river with a friend, the National Park Service reported.

Sandra
Sandra
atlas shrugged
atlas shrugged 0 months

A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll [insert appropriate colloquialism for sodomy here].” The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do. After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.” Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You’re not doing this for the hunting, are you?”

John
John 4 weeks

Not very sporting to go into the woods without your AK-47.

Tyler
Tyler 0 months

The hunter became the hunted

Slevin Kelevra
Slevin Kelevra 0 months

Yogi was looking out for Bullwinkle.

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