Baltimore County Public Schools are going to be closed on Monday and Tuesday after a cyber attack took place on its network systems. The ransomware attack has left 115,000 students unable to attend classes online. Baltimore County Police Department is investigating the attack.
Baltimore actually has schools? LMFAO! Why? You couldn't tell from the people who live there.
A: Yay, no school today! B: Oh, why not? Snow or something? A: Ew, gross. No mom, a most noble cyberattack knocked out the infrastructure necessary to complete remote learning, so I can't "go" to school today. B: oh, ok, so I need your help shoveling the driveway still, because it snowed last night.